President Barack H. Obama
1960 - Present
Cause of (Almost) Death:
Death Ray / Projected Energy Weapon / Microwave Beam Cannon in 15Mw Range
Also, Smoking
Likely Suspects:
White Supremacy / The KKK / ADL / Israeli Zionists / Petreaus / Mormons / Rahm Emanuel / Rev. Jesse Jackson
...and people tell me "You're paranoid"
"You're seeing things".
"You're an alarmist."
"You're just a Conspiracy Theorist"
The Klu Klux Klan possess a directed energy weapon, black technology.
The KKK have a Death Ray, they fully intended to use to fry the President of the United States.
Documented in Federal Court transcripts.
But apparently, I'm crazy.
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